Poor word choice reveals super-bias

No, seriously, don't worry; our beloved leader has redeemed the economic woes facing our country! Retail sales this month (the biggest spending month of the year) rebounded with an increase, no a leap of -- that's right -- 1.3%!!!!!!

Read the article here.

Compare that with last October's 1.4% increase over September retail sales, and that's actually a decrease in growth. But that's a statistical-interpretation that messianic-liberal newspapers only use in regards to things like unemployment filings; i.e. "New jobless claims have dropped 20% this quarter" -- which means that 80% as many people as last quarter lost jobs this quarter, but the wording makes it sounds like jobs opportunities are on the rise.

The speed at which our economic troubles are increasing is decreasing, and the speed at which our retail sales are increasing is also decreasing; it looks like everything is coming to a standstill.

Good news! We're not all dead

Today, officials in charge of the Large Hadron Collider have announced their Hadron Collider's claim on the World Record for highest-energy particle accelerator.

Many scientists were worried that powering up the monstrous machine would, in fact, create a black hole that would destroy the earth. I'm still here, so I guess it didn't. Thank you.