It's official: the NFL has decided that its own rules aren't worth following. It doesn't matter if you violate the substance abuse policy (again). It doesn't matter if you've been relegated to Canada (a virtual penal colony for NFL players). As long as you are a talented, strong athlete with an indestructable ego, you can do whatever you want without repercussions.
But don't worry, the American Public is also in line with this mode of thinking (at least 69% of the 35,000+ voters in an online poll), and are ready to have thier favorite dope-smoking running back (and mine) back into the league so that your sons (and mine) can acknowlege the awesome power that is the hero worship of American religion.
So, Ricky Williams, welcome back.
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2 comments:
Good call, Coach! Dope is the coolest!
That laid back, dreadlock haired fool smokes dope? No way!!!
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