No, seriously, why would McDonald's do a whole marketing scheme to rename McNuggets "Nuggnuts"?
They even have a facebook page for the newly-re-christened breaded-processed-meat-parts.
The new name does not suggest that I am "Nuts for Nuggets" as I suspect they're aiming for. It suggests to me that they're no longer the same nuggets, and that - perhaps - they are now made of - well - um ... something besides assorted chicken parts and just some particular parts.
In my neck of the woods (the Rocky Mountains) we already have this product - oysters.
Anyway, I'm hesitant to log on to facebook as a friend of Nuggnuts, as I've seen the episode of the Simpsons where the German kid disappears and the cafeteria begins serving a delicious new sausage called Uderbraten. I'm not so nuts about nuggets that I'm eager to eunuch-ize myself in order to serve the public at large.
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